August 25, 2008
Where was I? Who did that? What's that smell? Who was I when? Where did that smell like who was what now? I thought so.
August 17, 2008
Motherf***ing En**ish
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, whores and priests, students and educators, humans, aliens, and low-level theoretically coherent-thinking apes who use English and other languages, please note it is not:
askerickses
askerisks
askherixes
aztrix
asserisks
azer-wrists
axerixis
and especially not
asstricks
It is "asterisks." Aster, like the flower, and Risks, which is the collective plural form of what you are taking if you do not heed this motherf***ing note.
Thank you, and g**d night.
askerickses
askerisks
askherixes
aztrix
asserisks
azer-wrists
axerixis
and especially not
asstricks
It is "asterisks." Aster, like the flower, and Risks, which is the collective plural form of what you are taking if you do not heed this motherf***ing note.
Thank you, and g**d night.
August 16, 2008
marr!a9e
!t5 an !n5t!tute y0u cant d!5para9e
A5k the l0cal 9entry
c0mpr!5e5 dem0n0later5
And the! w!ll 5a! !t5 elementary
al!9ht5 p05tcla55!cal cachet alameda apprehend!n9
er!0n!te barnacle khaya5 H!9hland
Try, try, tr! t0 5eparate them
!t5 an !llu5!0n
catch 5afet! Baudela!re fu5e detruncate5 !n
Try, try, try, + y0u w!ll 0nl! c0me
T0 th!5 c0nclu5!0n
L0ve + marr!a9e, l0ve + marr!a9e
90 t09ether l!ke 01 h0r5e +
elect!0n33red er!0ph0rum 5and
Dad wa5 t0ld b! m0ths
Y0u cant have 01 w!th0ut the 02
wh!te 0n empha5!zed
year re9!v!n9 l!9ht
marr!a9e:
!t5 an !n5t!tute y0u cant d!5para9e
!t5 an !llu5!0n
d!5para9e !llu5!0n
d!5p4ra9e !llu5!0n
d!5p4r49e !llu5!0n
d!5p4r493 !llu5!0n
d!5p4r493 |||u5!0n
|t5 an |||u5|0n
!t5 an !n5t!tute y0u cant d!5para9e
A5k the l0cal 9entry
c0mpr!5e5 dem0n0later5
And the! w!ll 5a! !t5 elementary
al!9ht5 p05tcla55!cal cachet alameda apprehend!n9
er!0n!te barnacle khaya5 H!9hland
Try, try, tr! t0 5eparate them
!t5 an !llu5!0n
catch 5afet! Baudela!re fu5e detruncate5 !n
Try, try, try, + y0u w!ll 0nl! c0me
T0 th!5 c0nclu5!0n
L0ve + marr!a9e, l0ve + marr!a9e
90 t09ether l!ke 01 h0r5e +
elect!0n33red er!0ph0rum 5and
Dad wa5 t0ld b! m0ths
Y0u cant have 01 w!th0ut the 02
wh!te 0n empha5!zed
year re9!v!n9 l!9ht
marr!a9e:
!t5 an !n5t!tute y0u cant d!5para9e
!t5 an !llu5!0n
d!5para9e !llu5!0n
d!5p4ra9e !llu5!0n
d!5p4r49e !llu5!0n
d!5p4r493 !llu5!0n
d!5p4r493 |||u5!0n
|t5 an |||u5|0n
August 15, 2008
Focus: A factor of the ZOOM, what makes your eyes
g l i d e
down the front of a lady
down the back of a Vette
down the sides of a Shire
up a spire to try to catch the thing pointing at the pooper of God.
g l i d e
down the front of a lady
down the back of a Vette
down the sides of a Shire
up a spire to try to catch the thing pointing at the pooper of God.
August 14, 2008
This is a test.
This should not be considered a broadcast,
shoutcast,
podcast,
webcast,
newscast,
forecast,
simulcast,
or telecast.
It should be typecast as only a test.
shoutcast,
podcast,
webcast,
newscast,
forecast,
simulcast,
or telecast.
It should be typecast as only a test.
August 13, 2008
Career Advice
It may not be prudent to say to your boss, "If I'd known I was getting my performance review today I wouldn't have gone commando."
August 12, 2008
Dropped some TB off with a fine lady, skanked her down to the river of Why when a passenger-plane flew by, the kind with the metal outsides that feel like they'd hurt passing by on the insides, swallowed up her lady on the yaw and down the tube we cried.
August 11, 2008
Didn't toss it around
, didn't fake it not even with , , on the sides
Just let it lie, let it die, lust let it lie there and
end.period
, didn't fake it not even with , , on the sides
Just let it lie, let it die, lust let it lie there and
end.period
August 08, 2008
I have not vomited at least three or four times today, and not even once has a shatting occurred in my pants.
OH, Glorious Day!
OH, Glorious Day!
August 07, 2008
Call me a whining wussy all you want but I go a big wiggy one when I see a dead bug on my glasses, remove them to clean it off, and in fact the deceased beastie is on my cornea.