Excerpt from an email to a friend that I just had to share:

"I would love to have a centipede about four feet long as a pet. Could you imagine walking that down the street on a leash? It would be such a riot to watch as, dog-like, it scrambled over to people, but instead of jumping up on them with front paws it scurried up the entire length of their bodies to lay eggs in their hair."

--for Brett.

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