The Curse of Having an Incredibly Large Penis

As 1.2% of you men also know, it can be quite the curse to have such an incredibly large penis. See, what the other 98.8% of men out there do not realize (i.e., every male whose penis does indeed fall under the 8.75 inch mark), having such an incredibly pendulous penis can be quite the curse: Pants do not fit the same way at all; underwear, similarly, must be bought a size up, as the actual 'waist size' of the garmet is, as has been said, 'built like the Eliot Hotel,' i.e., without (a) 'ballroom;' and, it takes much, much longer to urinate. We large, dangling-low-to-the-ground penised men must often walk with a limp, as our heavy organs cause us to list to the left or right (depending on the jist of the jizz-barrel list). Quite often, our tight female lovers must squeal and squirm as they engage in 'relations' with us, over and over again. Yes, it is a horrible, horrible blight.

Feel sympathy for us, your incredibly long, thick, pulsingly well-endowed hot meaty brethren who, coincidentally, love engaging in foreplay for hours.

Feel our pain.

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