by Tomorrow's Man
March 14, 2003
April, how dare you take your time - my time! Don't you see March is stealing away your warm days? Don't you see me ready to roll on into your sunshine and spring glory?
April, you've got 30 days to batter at March's 31; I understand you're the underdog. But right now, March is winning 14-0. Come on now, April; I know you've got it in you.
Get here now.