by Tomorrow's Man
March 04, 2003
Dear Ladies and Gentlemen -
We would like to apologize for the last couple days of Texticity. Apparently, Mr. A. had been bound and gagged by a stomach bug that had approximately the size and smell of a three-day old moose carcass.
We are happy to announce that the bug has been excised through somewhat violent and nasty means that we will not go into here for the sake of our younger readers (i.e., bad things that explode from many ends of the body at once), but know that Mr. A. will return tomorrow, bruised, but not beaten.
Sincerely,
Chuck Riley
(SOB Management Typist)