Easter Sunday

oh My head shrinks, I can feel it dessicate as the density of the food in my stomach causes a reaction above my esophagus that has the potential to stimulate a white dwarf imploding atop itself, creating a great void of gravity due to the immense amount of cheese, potatoes, ham, potatoes, beer, cheese, potatoes, beer, potatoes, and cheese that I know totaled more than my body weight by the time my jaw had locked closed from over-chewing, causing the chocolate pudding pie to dribble down my body.

Welcome back, Jesus!!

Thanks for the ham!!!

and happy birthday, my truer god(dess).

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