A Horrific Friday the 13th Tale

Spooky little peanut came into the store held up a gun and scared the bejeepers out of Old Niscuss, nearly made the old man wreck up another Fresh Freesia Scented Depends Undergarment, but instead of firing the oversized weapon (much bigger than the stick-arm Spooky little peanut was hefting it in) S.l.p. just runned right into the cooler and rolled around in the butter, shouting "Butter Butter Spooky Little Peanut Butter!" over and over until Gorshus, Old Niscuss's cocker spaniel that had to've been at least a quarter-century old, ambled over bad hips and all and shut that Spooky little peanut up with one toothless, slobbery chomp.

After that, Old Niscuss changed the name of the place to Gorshus's Spectacular General Store and switched to Ultra Sport Scented Depends Undergarments because the Fresh Freesia ones made him feel, well, flowery.

Thuh End.

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