by Tomorrow's Man
June 19, 2003
At the gas station I noticed there were instructions printed on the self-service pump. They were:
"Pump Operation Instructions
1. Follow instructions on screen below."
No kidding, that was it. First mankind put instructions on boxes of toothpicks (no kidding, go check), now this.
I beleive in evolution; obviously, mankind was the second-to-last step, with cheesecake being the higher being -- it does not need instructions on how to pick its teeth.