'Dr. Seuss' (i.e., the Cat in the Hat) was a proctologist and I had worms. While prostrate in his office, he played a CD of "Night on Bald Mountain" very very loud. Luckily, when he went to get "pumps with stripes and salves on kites," I thought to jusp up and run out.

Then I got a cup of very good iced coffee.

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