by Tomorrow's Man
June 06, 2003
Should have put butter on my short list.
This day started with me spreading an event horizon across my whole wheat toast, and it seems my garnish has gotten quite popular with the ladies, gents, and utterly living as the Darkly Darker takes on over every hip kicker this side of the Ohio.
Good thing I broke the record for needing a pacemaker at 33. I ate the damned thing.