Blondes have more fun, hah! not when they're underwater they don't, but that doesn't mean Keanu should've climbed my monkey puzzle without permission, the leaves are shaped like that not to pat his ass but to keep the ants out of my phone for Christmas' sake, why can't anyone jump that donkey down, man? Fine, fine, I'll relax, get over the brouhaha in the brothel that kept me wrapped in prosciutto for three hours, fine fine, I'll be fine out in the boiling sun 'cos blondes ain't having more fun, not more than me!

Nothing smells better than meatpants.

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