by Tomorrow's Man
December 25, 2003
Did anyone else notice that folks was acting all funny today? Nope, yep, I sure did, like all dressed different and speeding like crazy...oh, and no one showing up at McDonald's even though I was there right at 7:03 AM just like every day, ready to get my special order Egg McMuffin with the extra ketchup and pickles!
But I'll be darned...McDonald's didn't even open. I'm telling you, it was weird. If I didn't know better -- what with McDonald's being closed and all -- I'd say it was the end of the world.
