I Am an End of Year Brain Goblin

A is for Apple, that's good enough for me.
B is for Bippy, and what the heck is that.
C is for Cookie, and damn straight it is.
D is for Doodle, as in Chicken Doodle Soup.
E is for Eno, sir Brian the dude, man he rocks slow, man, slow.
F is for Fripp, why not he's cool too.
G is for Gamera, dude, that turtle is so cool and shoots fire out his leg holes and everything.
H is for Horseradish, Donkeycarrot, and Mulecumquat.
I is for insert, cos it sounds dirty.
J is for Jackanapes, I still don't know what those are, yo.
K is for Krusty the Clown, my homie.
L is for Louis Black, cos man, come on, I mean, man he's cool.
M is for Madonna. I wish she'd tongue kiss me.
N is for Nicotene which should come in a breakfast cereal by now.
O is for O-ring, which I blew out the last time I had Mexican food.
P is for Prickle, because I like to say prickle.
Q is for Queer, to show I'm no homophobe.
R is for Roger Dodger, Roger Rabbit, Roger Clinton, and Rogering the wife.
S is for everything there is more than one of, like beerS, and deep fried cheese curdS.
T is for Thomas Silivel Norterman, who I just made up but he rocks.
U is for U2 and hopefully they'll stop sucking in 2004.
V is for Victory! Isn't it? Or something? Fine, it's for Valium.
W is for Washing Machine, cos Sonic Youth rules.
X is for Britney Spears, so someday she'll finally become a filthy pervert and I can get her.
Y is for Yellow, cos, well, it's a happenin' color.

and

Z is for Mr. Music Man, cos he needs a string quartet on the planet where the alphabet starts with Z.

Let's twist, y'all.

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