Okay, it's okay, I did just try to slash my wrists.

But, I failed. I failed.

I used extra sharp cheddar cheese.

The name is misleading. It really just crumbled apart into the bathtub. I mean, I didn't even have a red spot or anything. My wrist was kinda greasy is all.

So, I got out of the tub and put on the Simpsons. Oh, and I ate the cheese. But, come on, I did dry it on a paper towel first. I mean, I'm not gross or anything.

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