Social Note

Dear Crazy Men I Have the Unfortunate Happenstance to Meet in Bar Bathrooms,

I will fight to the bitter end to defend your right to stand at the urinal next to mine and argue with your penis. It is, after all, either freedom of speech or freedom of religion. However, please -- and by "please" I mean "I will kill you if you do not" -- stop trying to get mine involved in the debate you are having with your penis over whether or not your lack of a foreskin is the reason you do not have a Valentine's date.

Thank you,
TM

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