I spoke to each highway cone on the way home today. I got in trouble with a po-lice officer for causing blockage in traffic. I tried to explain, I did not put them there; I was just trying to make their long, boring stay along the highway comfortable. The po-lice officer, he didn't seem to understand communication, but hey, my taxes put him and the cones out there, so I'll talk to whomever I want.

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