I took the penguin out today. Not too much, just me and him sauntering over to the Muskie for a Leinenkugel's and a bit of deep fried grouper with fries. He didn't eat much, though he did manage to belt down three Leinie's. I tell ya, there's nothing funnier than seeing a penguin recovering from a bad skydiving accident trying to walk on his cane tipsy and hiccuping beer burps. Well, okay, maybe it was a little funnier when his chute didn't open and the way he was flapping his wings right before he landed in the hay field, but you know, that funny didn't last very long.

The grouper was dry anyway, so, you know...who can blame him.

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