The calendar and I have made an agreement to shorten January, February, and March by twodays each, and April by one, then add the extra week to June, between the 14th and the 21st. This week will be called, henceforth, "Fun Week." It will make Mardi Gras, Cinquo de Mayo, and St. Patrick's Day look like full Catholic masses. It will be mandatory -- anyone caught working toward capital gain in any way will be subdued, restrained, and filled with tequila and/or Skittles.

Be prepared.

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