by Tomorrow's Man
May 21, 2004
LUNCH
Today's category is Nine Giant Clubs. I do not mean nine immense bludgeons for felling mastodons; nor do I mean nine large groups of people known as the Doppeldingers, the Lunt Cickers, the Reasonably Good Bowling Team, the Toe Jam Band, the Couldn't Be In but We're In Here Crowd, the Tunnel Is Never Just a Tunnel Team, the Christ Was a Crysanthemum Club, the Bicycle Wielding Under Medicated Spam Clique, or the Yankees; today's category is, in fact, the menu selection for my lunch -- right now I am trying to decide between the Billy Club, the Country Club, and the Italian Night Club, which has extra pepperoni.
I think I'll go with the Italian Night Club -- it's spicy!