So, like, I went to this party with Johnny Appleseed? And me and Brad Pitt got into a tickle fight with him? And like he lost his pouch out on the second floor veranda? And all the seeds spilled down into the pool? And I don't know if it was the chlorine or the sun lamps or whatever but all the apple seeds just like sprouted up into trees like right there? In the pool? And like Brad and Jennifer Aniston were like all weirded out cos now the pool was just full of these huge apple trees? And all the people that were swimming in the pool were now like way up in the trees? So like Lisa Kudrow, Ryan Seacrest, and Will Farrell were all stuck in the same tree and Will made like a joke and like Lisa fell down a branch but like Ryan Seacrest caught her and said, like, I swear to God, like, "I've got you, ma'am!"

He is, like, so gay.

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