by Tomorrow's Man
July 14, 2004
Apparently, I need to drink more water. Assuredly, I should be getting 7-8 hours of sleep per night, quit smoking, and exercise more. Also, I need to eat more peanut butter, wrestle a greater number of irate wild monkeys, start up my wormskin condom business, get this pogo stick out of my rectum, and, after 14 years, finally return the remaining non-stuck pages of Tropic of Cancer to the library.
Today...I think I'll start with the monkeys.