-Damn, I made a mess. Can you hand me that?
-What, this piano?
-No no, next to it.
-The African Rhino with the attitude more like Liza Minelli than Cory Feldman?
-No, not that, I don't need that. To the left of the rhino.
-This? You want this gold 1:1 scale replica of Queen Victoria's first vibrator, the one that had to be operated by three maidservants cranking handmills?
-No, I have absolutely no interest in that. I want that, right there.
-The monkey?
-No.
-The Cyclops' left eye?
-No.
-Elmer Fudd's unpublished memoir, "Jocular Man Guzzler: My Animated Life"?
-NO. That's ridiculous.
-This copy of the secret memo George W. Bush sent to Al Gore in January 2000 that says, 'Ha Ha, I em Presedint and you ain't.'?
-Forget it. I'll get it myself.
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-This. This is what I wanted.
-A napkin?
-Yes, a napkin.
-Oh. Well, I'm not a mind reader, you know.

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