Remember when we were young and we found that rock right by the side of the hill, and we lifted it with all our might so we could roll it down the hill, but we got distracted because it turned out that underneath the rock the Rolling Stones were performing a sold out show, and we were really surprised because the rock couldn't have been more than two, maybe three feet across, but there they were in the middle of "Going to a Go-Go," busting the crowd into a frenzy, and Mick was all over the stage and there were pyrotechnics and everything, and we ran home to tell everyone but on the way home we saw Marcy and she was in those little, tight white shorts that always drove us crazy and we got distracted again and forgot all about the sold out Rolling Stones concert we had found?

Well, it just occurred to me...I wonder if that rock ever rolled.

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