by Tomorrow's Man
August 09, 2004
There's a cat ate a monkey but it was only a chocolate monkey like they have in late March or early April, chocolate idols to recognize Monkey Day and it was only a hollow monkey not a solid chocolate monkey so the cat didn't get too sick but I sure didn't want to clean up that rug, not with all that chocolate monkey everywhere.
'S what happens when you eat a hollow chocolate monkey 4 months after Monkey Day.