Camping Notes, Sherwood, WI.

I think it was either Mikhail Barishnikov or Charles Nelson Riley who first said, "Spiders, they might not get easier to swallow, but boy do they get easier to chew."

The three rules to successful camping:

Don't look in your drink.
Don't look in your shoes.
And whatever you do, don't look in the hole in the outhouse unless you absolutely desire a case of the creeping bejeebers shaky enough to leave you hairless as a baboon's ass.

There's a spider on my brat.

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