"Hi, yes, I'd like two large extra cheese pizzas with black olives and pepperoni, a greater sense of self-esteem, a two liter of Dr. Pibb, faith in my felow man, one order of the cheesy breadsticks, the ability to sleep at night without succumbing to my deepest fears, chicken fingers with barbecue and sweet 'n sour sauces, a voice of reason in a darkening world, and cheese sticks. I have a coupon."

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