by Tomorrow's Man
October 07, 2004
Day Five on the Enfeebler
Can't go anymore...he's already enfeebled...I'm shortly behind...must resist the Enfeebler...the car is gone, lost when I drove it into the lake because I thought the F on the gas gauge meant 'Float'...apartment long since burned down because I tried to make rice cakes better by frosting them and then microwaving them in the toaster...tried not to scare the cats while vacuuming by krazy-gluing them to the walls...went out, forgot pants, found housekeys in ass after getting lost on way to wading pond which turned out to be dumpster full of rancid suet...must get crayon out of nose...