a snow of butterflies : texticity

by Tomorrow's Man

August 26, 2005

Association Week, #4

Sex toys that I guess could be in a salad after use but even if you wash them it's a little weird; Cucumbers.

Cucumbers; Pickles.

Pickles; Pickle spears.

Pickle spears; The name "Brittany" or however the hell people spell it trying to be cool, all the Brittany, Britteney, Bryttyny, Brütnnie; 8r1774n33, ad nauseum Brittany Spears clones.

The name "Brittany" or however the hell people spell it trying to be cool, all the Bruttenys, Brit-Tennies, Burt 'n Tonys, Burn Ten Knees, Alf, etc., Brittany Spears clones; Some pregnant white-trash chick.

Some pregnant white-trash chick; Jerry Springer's ratings.

Jerry Springer's ratings; In large part steered by low-low to low-high and low-middle class American households.

In large part steered by low-low to low-high and low-middle class American households; The vast majority of trailer parks.

The vast majority of trailer parks; Tornado magnets.

Tornado magnets; Warm moist Gulf air meets cold Canadian air and dry air from the Rockies, although many thunderstorms form under those conditions (near warm fronts, cold fronts and drylines respectively), which never even come close to producing tornadoes; in fact, even when the large-scale environment is extremely favorable for tornadic thunderstorms, as in an SPC "High Risk" outlook, not every thunderstorm spawns a tornado - the most destructive and deadly tornadoes occur from supercells - which are rotating thunderstorms with a well-defined radar circulation called a mesocyclone, which can dictate tornado formation, however recent theories and results from the VORTEX program suggest that once a mesocyclone is underway, tornado development is related to the temperature differences across the edge of downdraft air wrapping around the mesocyclone (the occlusion downdraft), and that mathematical modelling studies of tornado formation also indicates that it can happen without such temperature patterns, but it should be noted that Tornadoes can appear from any direction, most move from southwest to northeast, or west to east, some tornadoes have changed direction amid path, or even backtracked, and some areas of the US tend to have more paths from a specific direction, such as the northwest-flow weather systems in the upper Midwest.

Warm moist Gulf air meets cold Canadian air and dry air from the Rockies, although many thunderstorms form under those conditions (near warm fronts, cold fronts and drylines respectively), which never even come close to producing tornadoes; in fact, even when the large-scale environment is extremely favorable for tornadic thunderstorms, as in an SPC "High Risk" outlook, not every thunderstorm spawns a tornado - the most destructive and deadly tornadoes occur from supercells - which are rotating thunderstorms with a well-defined radar circulation called a mesocyclone, which can dictate tornado formation, however recent theories and results from the VORTEX program suggest that once a mesocyclone is underway, tornado development is related to the temperature differences across the edge of downdraft air wrapping around the mesocyclone (the occlusion downdraft), and that mathematical modelling studies of tornado formation also indicates that it can happen without such temperature patterns, but it should be noted that Tornadoes can appear from any direction, most move from southwest to northeast, or west to east, some tornadoes have changed direction amid path, or even backtracked, and some areas of the US tend to have more paths from a specific direction, such as the northwest-flow weather systems in the upper Midwest; Wisconsin's in the upper Midwest.

Wisconsin's in the upper Midwest; Lots of farmers.

Farmers; Cucumbers.

Cucumbers; salad.

Salad, Other vegetables.

Other vegetables; Carrots.

Carrots; Sex toys that I guess could be in a salad after use but even if you wash them it's a little weird.

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