It is time to get some music playing on the radio - and loudly - when you realize it is 12 days before your 36th birthday and you've just had "Old McDonald" playing in your head for over a half hour...and you don't actually remember driving to work, because all you were focused on was whether or not Ol' Mac's chicken went either "'cluck cluck here' and 'cluck cluck there'" or "'buck buck here' and 'buck buck there,'" which got you thinking about that old Bill Cosby album you loved when you were nine, and then of course there was that commercial for Cadbury Eggs that first came out around 1988 or so with the rabbit sitting on the nest going, "buck buck buck buck buck buck etc...." as it hatched the egg....

....it's then you realize you're at work, you never turned on the CD player, and you even forgot to have a cigarette.

They call this healthy?

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