by Tomorrow's Man
I just bought a Harley Davidson motorcycle.
I just bought a single, large pickle.
I just bought a ticket on the last train to Clarksville.
I just bought a new set of twins' souls with a 2 for 1 coupon.
I just bought my way out of a Tyvek bag.
I just bought your right pinky toe - check, it's gone now.
I just bought the Man, man.
I just bought a stitch in time, but with inflation I only saved about 7.2.
I just bought the mulberry bush and if you kids go 'round it one more time I'll taser you.
I just bought the Dish and am holding it for 2 mil in ransom from the Spoon.
I just bought cheesecake.
I just bought a CD of pop songs, but brother I tell you they ain't got that swing.
I just bought out my contract requiring me to finish this senten
