by Tomorrow's Man
May 20, 2006
Okay, I Need You to Imagine
Chewing a piece of gum.
Slicing a cucumber into 1/8" thick discs.
OINY2I:
Chewing on a piece of gum for seven hours feels exactly like chewing on a 1/8" thick slice of cucumber for seven hours, except it isn't a slice of cucumber, it is a slice of a big rubber dildo (probably in one of those obnoxiously popular soccer-mom colors like teal; or 'deep magenta' (ha ha, double entendre)).