by Tomorrow's Man
my brain found a new word, adscititious, and now it won't come in from the pier, just stands out there on the lake, pining away for saltier waters.
stupid brain.
Out from under the bottom of the hole to wish my pretties the finest Alban Heruin, be warm, be toast, be buttered.
Ciao til term dun
cutting in lines of poison
arrows flicker on a smoke screen
shot through like the laugh of larry diamond
dogs that boil over
the river and through the woods
to grandmother's house we go
quietly into that good night
sweet prince, it's the knave's turn to be cutting in line,
cutting in lines of poison
arrows
As embarrassing as it is, I am glad the world finally knows that Monty Python was named after my nethers.
06.06.06, and what could be expected of me? Oh, oh so many things.
But really, on this designated day of the paranoid devil bleeding, all I hear is God mumbling to me as usual,
as usual,
God mumbling to me as usual,
keeping me laughing.
Those poor hemophiliacs whose pancreas stop making insulin...I can't imagine living with diableedies.
10something p.m., four hours after the fire began and only got bigger...I have a tan and the smell of meat where used to be my forearm...don't remember leaving the site of the fire, but careening down the road I am watching a church float above us...not sure if it is following or stationary...do they have floating churches, because if not the Lutherans have gotten aggressive.
update, three miles down Rt18, church still there, floating 77 yards behind us. There is a pain in my chest...going to close my eyes...the church is still there...I now fear it may be protestants...
June 2, 2006
Dear Fartkey Real Estate,
I found your listing online for a home being sold "As Is." As I am new to real estate, I understand there is a short list of standard 'complications' that would cause a home owner to sell "As Is." I have compiled a list, and would appreciate your disclosure as to which of these is the reason for this stipulation before I make an offer:
• Large mutant vampire bat colony in attic
• Shingles made of human skin
• Once owned by Hitler
• Pink walls
• Husband died 17 years ago, but farts still lingering
• Built by Pinko Commies
• Two floors, one roof, no ceilings
• Has been hit by ligntning 43 times. Since March.
• May have neighbors buried in yard
• When drunk, Paris Hilton thinks it is her parent's mansion
• One word: Bees
• Water in basement
• Gremlins in basement
• Actually, both in basement
• Every room adorned with simply delicious faux-nutmeg wainscoting
Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
Mr. Tom Man