by Tomorrow's Man
July 28, 2006
"Doc, I've been feeling peculiar lately. My attitude has been all haywire."
"Why do you think that? Can you describe this change in your attitude?"
"Well, it's like...it's like a strange mix of density, crunchiness, chewiness, gumminess, lumpiness, rubberiness, springiness, slipperiness, smoothness, softness, wetness, juiciness, tackiness, and bounce, with a bit of a creepy sort of mellow thrown in."
"Ah, not to worry; everybody feels that way."