Tear off the wrapper.
Open the box.
In it is a polaroid of Santa.

Santa, he's having sex, with a very attractive lady.
Santa, he's standing up;

The lady, she's knocked over the milk, but not the cookies.
The lady, she's Pandora.

Santa's got a thought balloon.
Pandora's got a thought balloon.

Over their heads.

They're both thinking, more or less, the same thing.

What are they thinking?

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