by Tomorrow's Man
June 09, 2007
Whenever I'm sick, I live every day to be phlegmless.
Why don't people say phlemless? We're all thinking it. It deserves to be a word. I'll even donate some of my earnings from Merriam-Webster for coining a word to charity (or to Vicks, makers of NyQuil).
(Bet you didn't realize Vicks makes NyQuil. Is it only obvious to me that there should be a NyQuil you can rub on your chest?)
You heard it here phirst: phlemless.