Don't let's worry about the telekinetic rifle-toting reindeer, or the fat madcap dude in the caffeinated duds riding around town chucking metal-plated boxes at children; let's but focus on the most important of things this holiday season: How that bear got into your kitchen, and what you are going to do about it, especially if it sees the jar of Lowry's Bear Seasoning you left out on the stove last night.

Oh, and yes, the reindeer have bullets.

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