I have a 1 cm. wide hole in the flesh in my armpit. It stings to put on deodorant, to touch, to look at. I can see the striated muscle. The hole, it goes through all layers of my flesh.

In addition, my new roll of paper towels smells like corn. Not exactly like fresh boiled or roasted corn on the cob, but like some sort of smell between lite popcorn with no salt or flavoring that was microwaved several weeks ago, and a dried husk like the kind one could use to wipe feces in the wild.

I've got a significant skin perforation and corn paper, and neither are making sense to me. Maybe they should stop trying to randomly read Shakespeare's Hamlet to me.

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