Dick Cheney never has a problem with his computer, because whenever he does God fixes it for him.

When even God can't fix it, He lets Dick shoot someone in the face.

I wish I was God, or Dick.

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Once a brightness on the Earth,
Now just a mumbling hater,
Once a man of taverns,
Now a scurrying servant.

Wasn't a man who repents,
But instead would kiss the serpent,
Remember when I dared?
These days I just dread.

Now I get a thought in gear,
But it devolves into rage,
A debilitating range
from blind ire to anger.

I used to get weird,
But now I'm just wired,
I use to get fried,
But now I'd just get fired.

Within my head I'd reside
And dream of driving desire,
Time was I always tried,
but now I'm just tired.

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Fall's wandered in sporting a fancy tan, but December's got melanoma in mind for such a cocky Autumn.

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Time to start shitting the fields;
Time to start sanding the streets;
Time to start bundling the kids;
Time to start sipping the peat;

Time to start pairing the gloves;
Time to start washing the musty flannel;
Time to start sniffing nutmeg and cloves;
Time to start watching the Weather Channel;

Time to start waxing the blades;
Time to start seeing your breaths;
Time to start wearing more plaids;
Time to start hanging your wreaths;

Time to start ignoring bicycles;
Time to start sliding slowly downhill;
Time to start bewaring icicles;
Time to start finding a grain to distill;

Time to start serving the bird;
Time to start shucking the corn;
Time to start the rumor you've heard --
Summer's almost gone.

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Enable macaroni!
Phlegm launchee go haha!!
Prep the bumbershoes!!!!
We're takin' the bastards down!!!!

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Peeled the logan off a berry
Found inside it was a cherry
Not the red that bloodies spit
Just the brutal pit

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A kitty and the devil winded and red in bed while outside the summer sways away;
A dragonfly's flying a dragon kite and with green glitter wings winds a devil away.

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